Funny that we have a real life tracker for Zombies when they don't exist ........ right ? Prior post on the subject linked at the end as a reminder.....

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/zombie-apocalypse-real-time-tracker-disaster-preparedness-simulation-and-dispatch-form

Zombie Apocalypse Real-Time Tracker, Disaster Preparedness Simulation And Dispatch Form

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2012 15:06 -0400

• Unemployment

In the aftermath of the recent spike in Zombie Apocalypse outlier (soon to be inlier) events, which correlate nearly perfectly with the soaring expiration of unemployment extended benefits (recall: "Your EBT Card Has Been Denied": 700,000 Are About To Lose Their Extended Jobless Claims Benefits" - after all people's got to eat), it was only a matter of time before we went from this...

to the "ZOMBIE ATTACK: Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5(DR5)" Courtesy of the University of Florda.

... and of course, like in any true bureacuracy, even the Zombie Apocalypse will need its own proper book-keeping in the United Zombie Socialist and Crony Capitalist States of America: Must... Fill out... Paperwork...

http://fredw-catharsisours.blogspot.com/2012/05/alleged-zombie-killer-smoked-pot-but-no.html